They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

Gee I wonder why

Or sex with Andy Reid.

If R.A. Dickey’s 77 MPH Knuckleball was a car it’d be arrested for drunk driving.

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Wrestling is fake you moron.

Must be a slow news day if you’re double-posting Draymond Green stories now.

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Perhaps they thought they were signing...

Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

I imagine playing for the Jaguars that slow and unending sinking is just his regular state.

Yeah, but that dust was very crafty.

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

Things I’d rather watch than Bayless and SAS:

I'm sure this kid has never tortured an animal for his own amusement.

I’m usually willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but I’ve always thought of Fox’s coverage as inferior to CBS, ABC/ESPN, and NBC. Worst looking picture (not sure who is doing the shading for them) but the color is so flat, coupled with bad announcing. Just always feels like they’re trying to do too much.

Probably a nice watch. No sense in throwing out a nice watch. He already lost a wife because of the guy, now he's gotta get rid of his favorite watch, too? Jesus, Samer.

So publish what you no and ill just be like it was a deceitful friend of mine.