My mom terrified Tim Allen, once. She was shrieking at my dad (“Alan! ALAN!”) and naturally, dude thought she meant “Allen.” He bolted. She never noticed he’d been standing next to us.

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

I’m not one for hyperbole, but Step- Brothers is the greatest movie of all time.

Here he is walking his 3 legged rescue dog;

25-year-old Tyga and teen girlfriend Kylie Jenner have been together for less than a year

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

It seems like you’re expecting him not to have any feelings about what happened, which I think is unfair. If I were him, I would feel frustrated and confused and used. Maybe there are some nuances of his behavior that aren’t coming through here, but just going by what you’ve written it doesn’t seem like his reaction…

What a fucking shitshow. That poor surrogate. God, I hate Sherri Shepherd.

Abuse. He still wants to control her and hopes to use the embryo’s to do so.

Stopped clock.

Seems a good idea but it is being brought in by Tony Abbott. This does not compute...

I always think of children like any other baby animals, it's good to have more than one so they can distract each other and you dont have to deal with their shit all the time.

However if you're up for dealing with their shit all the time, that's pretty damn cool.

Also, like it's more environmentally friendly for two…

Pretty sad if one of your proudest moments is brutally killing a living creature for no good reason.

Agreed. The majority of readers are going to pat themselves on the back for NOT buying pajamas with a dumb name and then feel like they did something. Very clever of you!

Dude, no. While it's never good to market these products in white-savioresque ways, social enterprises are MUCH better for people, particularly women in third world countries who need economic opportunities than charity. Charity=handouts. That's what's demoralizing and degrading to survivors. Whereas, training women…

That's a bit short-sighted. Garment work is one of the largest sectors for female employment. Culturally, many jobs can be off-limits to women, but sewing is usually permitted for them. Many of them grow up sewing, so the job is one they already know how to do.

I don't get it. So if I can't do all of the above, I shouldn't bother trying?

I figure if you're going to buy something you were going to buy anyway - like pajama pants - and you can buy them and support an effort to help women, rather than the sweatshop system - why not? I agree it shouldn't earn you a gold star on your permanent record and it's probably not the ideal solution to a horrible…