That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

I read Jude Law and wasn’t sure which one of us was having a stroke...

My reaction.

LESBIAN SHITASSES FOR BERNIE

Jane is an unparalleled liberal bad ass, whose continuous advocacy for human rights doesn’t come with fanfare or a press junket. She does this shit because she wants to.

I love Liam too don’t worry :) However, Noel is my number one.

On a side note, if she finds restaurants that stressful and anxiety-inducing with a small child, isn’t the answer “don’t go to restaurants with a small child?” No one is putting a gun to your head making you go to the Ivy (or whatever is actually “cool” in LA right now) with your kid. And don’t pretend you don’t have…

There is precicely 0 chance of that Oscar not ending up in an orifice by the end of the week.

Thank you for responding. I do love me some teas. I could get into that. :)

I know I’m in the greys, so I might just be screaming into the void here, but what the hell. I need some help.

Hi Kitty. I see you. Congrats on your new life.

She is beautiful. Perhaps you can keep her? I thought about fostering but my husband is afraid that it might create a problem with our other house cats. I think he also knows I would have a difficult time parting with him/her once it was a time and that we would wind up with a house full of cats.

Oh she’s a cutie! What pretty hair! I bet she loves being brushed.

So pretty!

hi kitty! congrats on finding a new friend :)

Congrats on fostering an adorable kitty! Cats are wonderful companions . Props to you for helping out the shelter and taking a kitty into your home!

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.