Great suggestion, Kylie! You guys, wouldn’t it be great to receive some PureLeef butt and boobie enhancement cream as a gift this Valentine’s Day? That would be not weird at all and would surely lead to a harmonious evening.

In all honesty, I never knew you could make soup from eggplant.

Freddie Mercury was the king of rocking guyliner. He looked SO GOOD in it.

I’ve seen people tearing the father to shreds for leaving when commanded (by gun). I know that it’s a tragically difficult scenario to imagine, and people’s instincts are to stay with their children no matter what, but who knows what would’ve happened if he stood his ground? At least this way he was able to leave and…

Not really getting where the hate for Gervais is coming from. To me he remains a great example of the comedian who always punches up and never punches down.

It never ceases to amaze me how people I only know by screennames have given me so much support, and how much it means to me. Thank you all so much. When it all went down I remember thinking, how many days until Saturday? You’re a lifeline.

My poor puppy hurt his eye this week (grit under the eyelid, according to the vet) and had to wear a cone for 48 hours. He was very unhappy but stupidly cute, so I am making everyone look at pics (sorry to GTers who already got spammed!). Buster is the darling boy in the cone; Sophie, my other dog, is the adorable…

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

*BRAG ALERT*

Guys, big news this week with my kid. The other night I felt like poo after they had dance class, so I decided to take the kids to McDonald’s to avoid cooking and give myself a chance to just sit (that sound you hear in the distance is one of Food Babe’s neck veins exploding).

I understand what you mean. :)

Because they want MOOOOREEEE.

Yeah but like people die because of Martin Shkreli being an asshole so other people being an asshole to him is completely justified. Like, she could’ve peed in his $120 tea under the table while he was in the bathroom and that also would’ve been justified.

Yes, because she gets plenty of love already. She doesn’t need support. She needs a reason to even LOOK like she’s fighting to win a nomination. Her smug demeanor has “I already have this in the bag” written all over it while she occasionally panders to the base when it seems politically convenient.

i’m annoyed with this. not really that they endorsed HRC- but they endorsed anyone in the primary. why bother? both bernie and HRC will be good for planned parenthood. why not wait until the general election and endorse the dem and we can all get behind it? this is just pissing off donors and causing infighting

Lawyers are not sworn to tell the truth in court.

Ha, I’m hoping that is knowing sarcasm here because the thought of (most) defense lawyers getting paid big bucks is hilarious. You do know what we pay public defenders, right? Like . . . nothing? - Signed a low-paid private defense lawyer.

They don’t all get paid the big bucks. I don’t understand how anyone could spend $200K on law school and then work for $30K in a very difficult, thanksless job. Your clients hate you, the victim and their family hates you. The public hates you.

Lawyer here, you can still defend someone you know is guilty. You can’t put them on the stand and say they are not guilty if you know that to be false because that would be supporting perjury.