This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…
Well he is the same fool talking bout how black families don't stay together where as white families like the Kardashians stay together and back each other, which is one of the reasons he likes them. Meanwhile, he broke up his own black family 😒
And in what universe does being a stripper make you barred from believing that statutory rape is wrong?
The Beatles.
It works like this:
I hate it. I think it's gross when someone I don't know is that familiar with me. I don't know you, I haven't met you, and there's no way I have any idea if I would ever want to have sex with you. So a guy going there before we've even met in person creeps me out. If you're trying to fuck me before you've even met me,…
I am now one weeks sans tobacco. It helps that I literally don't have money for smokes, but it's something that has been a long time coming.
General rule: if your pedantry is making several people cry, you need to step back and evaluate the situation.
I think she loved the idea of her child, and who she thought her child should be, but not the reality of who she was. It's sadly common, not just parent to kid but in all sorts of relationships. I refuse to write most people off as evil, though there are of course exceptions. I try to understand people, even the worst…
Ok Courtney...
When I was in high school I had knee surgery on December 26 and the combination of immobility and hydrocodone made me super constipated and my mom had to give me an enema. At age 18. Worst NYE of my life.
I wonder what the illustration would be of my son figuring out where babies came from and exclaiming "Oh no, I'm a vagina baby!"
Eminem's fans are mostly white people who never liked rap before until they saw him and they delude themselves into thinking he's better than other rappers even though his lyrics are grossly misogynistic, violent, and vulgar. Arguably moreso than other rappers because he's the only rapper, as far as I know, to say…
Tamir Rice, aged 12, would've probably loved to have his fun, too. Kids are getting shot by the police. They're not out there to scare kids, they're out there to save them.
John Goodman seems like a really good guy, to say nothing of how enjoyable he is as an actor. Any time he's on-screen, even the worst films become watchable.
he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?
We might share moms. That's totally something my mom would do. Like the year she gave me work shoes... work shoes that were my old work shoes that I threw away because my feet were now too large for them. She dug them out of the trash, wrapped them, and was very confused as to why I wasn't overjoyed.
The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois
