The U.S. should switch to the metric system.  It is a superior system and, because it’s based on the number 10, it’s easy to teach children, and people in Florida.

Drifter huh? You must have a world class hitchhiking thumb for them screech to a stop like that.

Sounds like you’ve met my ex 

Were you, uh, spying on me? Everybody wonders how I got the streetlight in my basement.  Your version of events checks out.

I figure it’s a college student. Traffic lights of any sort attract drunk college kids like moths to a flame.

He’s mad COVID caused the cancelation of the microphallus contest in NYC this year.

Yeah, he seems like one of those “alpha” losers who don’t understand that a true alpha, if they existed (the whole thing is based on a discredited theory—by the very guy who developed it, even—about wolf pack hierarchy), wouldn’t think about being an alpha, wouldn’t give a shit about adhering to someone else’s idea of…

The best part is they drive like a massive douche and then they always, ALWAYS, wind up parked at the same light as everyone they passed.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

A lot of rednecks and hillbillies come to my city from out of town. One thing a lot of them have in common is a childlike impatience for city traffic. They hate sharing the road with other drivers, perilously tailgating everyone as they weave in and out of lanes in a beat up old pickup truck that certainly isn’t made…

He’s horny for the olden days when planes routinely spew like this

Rolling coal = manliness? Think we found a contender for “smallest penis” award.

You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

Can you provide an example? I’m aware a lot of states have Castle Doctrine, but that requires them to be inside the house not just on the property somewhere.

What percentage of the unsuccessful campaigns have you received?

You can sue anyone for anything. My advice would be to avoid confrontation with anyone crazy enough to put up such a sign.

Counterpoint:

The whole concept that FSD is cheaper now if you pre-order it than it will be as the technology matures is bonkers. No other technology follows that path. Technology gets cheaper as it matures. 

I feel like the same general advice of “don’t treat Kickstarter as pre-orders” applies here. 

Yeah, those disclaimers probably won’t hold up in court. I can put a sign up in my lawn that says I’m going to shoot anyone who steps foot on it, that doesn’t actually give me the legal authority to shoot anyone though.