Would a warranty even cover brakes? My understanding was they specifically excluded wear items like pads/rotors. 

“It’s got a manual transmission.”

The Mid Night club in Japan had a code... should anyone die as a result of their high-speed actions, they would disband the club immediately.

Agreed, fuck their code. Those fucksticks shouldn’t have been doing what they did if there was risk of vehicular manslaughter.

‘Ok,we’ll stop doing this once we’ve killed someone’
It’s hard to not read it that way

The Mid Night club in Japan had a code... should anyone die as a result of their high-speed actions, they would disband the club immediately.

You know, so did the organizers for this event. So guess they’re ok since they did the same thing as the Mid Night Club guys did.

What a bunch of bullshit. They “disband” the club? Fuck them. Don’t do stupid shit that ends up costing people their lives.

Don’t come here with your “facts” asshole. Texas votes for Republicans because we don’t need facts. We go with our gut instinct. You can’t find that in any science book or “meteorology” report. Why? Because we aren't scared of meteors.

Nope. All of it goes to the crusher. That way there is no face saving “well, at least” in the asshole or the asshole’s supporters minds to try and offset the punishment. And it makes it harder for other assholes to break into the market.

Good on them to establish up front they were only going to do it until they killed someone.

Oh for fucks sake. Full disclosure, I was young, stupid and built a car with way too much power as a teenager. And it was during the early 2000s fast and furious craze. I had a Cutlass, besides the point. But everyone knew that YOU DONT RACE IN TOWN YOU IDIOTS! The streets are narrow, the cops are close, and people…

The Mid Night club in Japan had a code... should anyone die as a result of their high-speed actions, they would disband the club immediately.

Merkins are stupid

When import street racing was at its peak, I remember reading about how anyone involved, from racers to spectators would get their cars impounded and crushed. They need to start doing that again. These assholes don’t give a fuck about anyone else, but the thought of them losing their car might be enough to stop this…

This is incredible writing, Shane. But darn you for ruining calamari!

You’re a goddam poet Morris. 

I know this is going to come as a strange concept to you, but this is what some of us would refer to as a “reliable daily driver.” Hear me out for a moment, because I think I may help you see the light...

I see this being a flip for DT. It has 3 strikes against it:

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.