I’m still fuzzy on the not well received part, but for the record, I as a Black person wouldn’t ever say hey why can’t so and so weigh in either. I mean I personally don’t give a shit what Tom Holland has to say about anything. It would be nice if he did (and if I were his Black girlfriend I’d kind of hope he had some…

I’ve long believed that words unaccompanied by action are cheap, and in this case, while it would be appropriate for Holland to say something if he wanted to, I don’t know what else he could do that would have any impact whatsoever. I know others feel differently, but based on his actions and comments in the past, I…

That’s awesome!

...like yeast?

The Moon Lan-Dean.

It’s comedy. Not horror.

I completely agree with this. 

We know that Sony has the resources to make not Spider-Man Spidey movies. We know they can make them bad. Do they have the moxie to make the sure fire lollapalooza that a Turner D. Century production would be?

Before scrolling down, I thought that the Nicolas Cage picture in the header might be from Pig (though I doubted it, because I didn’t remember him being coated in blood like that), and it wasn’t. But maybe it should’ve been?

Obligatory:

Drownton Abbey. 

How about Ol’ Man (D)River?

Dipshit morons think of Joe Satriani as endless shredwank extraordinaire, while anybody who has actually listened to him in the context of his peers or even the current state of the art finds a relentlessly tasteful player whose worst sin is continuing to play in the limited genre of instrumental rock.

Slab Bulkhead! Butch Deadlift! Flint Ironstag! Buff Drinklots! Rip Steakface! Will Trent!  Big McLargehuge!

Soon we will see who is right, and who has CancerAIDS.

You all missed out on getting to see Liam Neeson climb a fence, and your lives are poorer for it.

Pazuzu is body-possessive.

It’s always a bad idea to choose celebrities as role models or look at them as your ‘favorite’ people.

I prefer the popular Jim Neighbors character, Pyle Driver. 

Yeah, every Tim Allen article on AVClub has the obligatory “he’s a drug snitch” comment as if the person posting it wouldn’t have done the same thing had they been in Allen’s position.