Sam might be gone, but the tradition of having the weekend box office list be messed up continues.

That’s the problem, dirtside! Tim NEVER got any stitches!

The opposite of the weather where you live.

The Stars My Destination is absolutely begging to be filmed. It has incredible set-pieces every fifth paragraph, an anti-hero protagonist we hate to love, and more cool ideas in 150 pages than most 1,000 page doorstoppers these days.

Easter! It is the time, after all, for dead things coming back!

Unionbusters: Frozen Comments Section

I can comment again on AV Club!!

The A.V. Club: Dead Reckoning Part One

“We spliced in DNA from the ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise to engineer a completely new variety of stupid movie.”

In other news, Kanye West wants to be called Noah A. McGee.

No. In the Amazon with your mom while she is researching spiders 

What I’m hearing is you *really* like the man in the speedo.

The AV Clurb

“It took us weeks of negotiations to get Lexington Steele to agree to play the anvil, and now you want to cut his big scene!?”

In a shocking twist, XHamster purchases Paramount+ after Pornhub faces backlash for writing off Coyote vs. FKME for tax purposes.

Go see Love Lies Bleeding instead!

I will not be silenced!

Seeing Dune 2 again is the correct choice 

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

one of my buddies and I used to go into “Things Remembered” in the mall and stare at stuff for a minute or two, go ‘Oh yeah!’ and then walk out.