It’s not Ryan O’Neal’s, but this DZ line has stuck with me:

Let’s be honest, but. Jim Morrison isn’t even the most talented James Morrison.

Who gives a shit. Not like you need her permission, just pay the fees.

I can see ruling out Fury Road (though if you don’t, it’s the best case scenario). I also liked Blade Runner 2049, which I think is more clearly a legacyquel by the criteria we’re talking about here. I am hard-pressed to think of others that I liked. Most of them seem like soulless cash-ins (and yes, this comment is…

Does Taylor Swift Donate The Tips She Earns From Her Tijuana Donkey Shows To The Klan?

Look, dirt, you can’t expect a typical AV Club content miller to know what Betteridge’s Law is.

I’m going to assume this is a reference to Dexys Midnight Runners and ask no further questions.

She was canceled so hard she was immediately uncanceled, thus canceling her cancelation. What don’t you get?!?

I was just coming here to say this. It’s so very typical of him, when what would have happened in real life is that a person like George Russell would have absolutely given the order to fire. I enjoy watching The Gilded Age as an escape, but the better, more nuanced version of this show would take a much harder look…

Do you really think he’s qualified to play the first quadriplegic dentist to perform a heart-lung transplant on top of a moving train?

I have a question: TAKE MY MONEY, NOW!?!

This drove me up a wall with Napoleon.  We aren't aiming for historical accuracy so don't tell me dark blue and grey filters are for accuracy.  These eras were actually stupidly colorful.  Look up any image from The War of the Roses era and everyone is like a goddamn peacock.  Imagine going ah I cannot accept colorful…

And, it’s up to us to adjust our TV screens because they can’t be bothered to film it to where anyone anywhere can watch it.  Because, God forbid, they actually do their jobs right.

Fozzy’s pull quote was “Wakka Wakka Kanda Forever.”

This meeting video could have been an email article

How I’m missing ya, you’re the doctor of my dreams!
With your crinkly hair, and your glassy stare, and your Machiavellian schemes!
Alright so people say that you don’t care, but you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher!
Henry Kissinger, how I’m missing ya, and wishing you were here!

Kissinger?!

I read that yesterday, and it made my day. (And then I had to explain to my dad, a generally disengaged but well meaning old white guy, why Kissinger should have been tried for war crimes because he was directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions of people).