I’m still wandering around trying to find out where, in fact, it is at.

I’m just imagining the two of them having an epically stupid conversation as White Josh watches and feels his soul leave his body.

This makes me think of this.

Saw elsewhere:

Frontside ollie I love you for who you are tailgrab!

You’re asking the wrong crowd.   Most of us can’t get past  “jumbo shrimp”.

I think they studied under Squamate Primate.

My dog Rankine scale is stuck at 13/10, Bront

“Meth: The threat is crystal clear”

“Can Quicksilver fuck his sister? No? Pass.”
~Todd Solondz

Tough but fair. That was utterly lazy, even by my standards.

What… Humperdinck?

I’m not saying that there is an equivalent of “Ok, Boomer” for Generation X directors who clearly 1) read Watchmen as religiously as their fellow nerds read Lord of the Rings, while 2) not understanding any of it.

Every time I see a movie is coming out about police, I ask myself “is J. K. Simmons playing the commissioner, the captain, or the lieutenant?” I assume if anyone ever does a Sting biopic, Simmons will appear in uniform, scowling at the band. 

“We tried to create a CGI Trump, but the computer self-destructed rather than go through with it.”

Reader Learns Of Carol’s Second Act When Writers Quit Carol’s Second Act After Patricia Heaton’s Husband Is Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

Look, it’s not the editor’s fault if Stephen Merchant can’t spell Gollum.

Surprise twist, this is a post-apocalyptic Southern California

*Furiously begins writing some post-apocalyptic YA horseshit about teens born into families who subscribe to different streaming services but fall in love and have to topple the system*

To be fair to the movie, fleshing out would undermine a weight-loss subplot.