“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, row, row, THAT’S IT, SING! SING, SING, DAMN IT SING! ROW ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, that’s it, down the STREAM!”

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

Technically, if it has Peele in it, it’s a marmalade.

What? Where are you getting that number? I’m looking at their 2017 FY income statement right now. Total revenue was $485 billion, gross profit was $124 billion, and operating income (net profit before taxes and interest expense) was $22.7 billion. After taxes and interest expense their net income (which is their…

Where The Wild Things A ... Hey Does Anyone Remember Where We Left The Wild Things?

It’s not easy being an 11-year-old kid with a prostate the size of a bowling ball, you guys

If you were really woke and actually gave a shit about making the world a better place, there are literally a million other things you could be talking and/or thinking about

But, but, it’s just that one problematic lyric about her drink!

I often mistake people in suits for Bruce Wayne. Why are we all acting like we’ve never made that mistake?

She could consider just buying a couple of claw machines filled with toys. She can make a few bucks off of those after the initial capital investment with little maintenance cost!

To be fair, when it’s Captain Kirk talking about this, he’s warning his shipmates about the deadly cold of the vacuum of space.

It never fails to amuse me that the MCU has two Sherlocks, two Watsons and two Hannibals.

A little off-topic, but would the US of the Marvel universe have a Department of Sorcery or something? Some official agency keeping track of all eldritch activity in the country? That’s make for some interesting administrative issues.

Loch him up!

I rely on pared answers, by which I mean I threaten entertainment reporters with a paring knife.

In the game of Press Junkets, you must be ten steps ahead of your opponent at every turn. You should be already editing the interview and scheduling it to publish before the reporter even sits down.

Fucking learn the magic known as paragraphs, chief

That episode is directed by David Simon

a deliberately contrarian hot take by Internet pop culture nerds

Whatever beautiful angel sacrificed their Wiki editing powers to let this gem come into form deserves the next admission ticket to the Good Place.