Given that religious people have no problem trying to limit where I can work, live, and who I can marry based on their two thousand year old children’s book, I have zero problem with Ricky Gervais aggressively telling them that they and their entire belief system are full of stupid shit. I wish we had a thousand more…

Nick Cage should host the Oscars but only if he carries a chainsaw in one hand the entire time and never once mentions it. 

I made a thing.

She’s more machine than ma’am now, twisted and evil.

Hang on a second, I’ll check.

I’m disappointed they haven’t all been infected with YouTuberculosis.

Someone ply Graham Norton into hosting. Also, load every person there up with enough booze to kill Keith Richards and you might have yourself a stew goin'

The point of owning an unregistered copyright is that you can collect damages for past copyright infringement, even if the copyright was unregistered when the infringement began. You lose out on those sweet, sweet statutory damages I mentioned before. But if you can prove with reasonable certainty what you should have…

And infinitely better than that dreadful 60s bit of teen psychedelica featuring a time-traveling poet who meets a young singing chanteuse: “Whit/Cher”.

What’s the cutoff for short phrases? Because the infamously copyrighted “Lets get ready to rumble!!!” is only five words long.

“Are we the baddies?”

I’m on edge about the one with Scarlett Johansson and Mae Whitman. I think it’s called Which Her.

I remember two George Wallaces. They should both host. They could perform “Opposites Attract”.

That is worth much more than the one star I’m able to give.

Doctor Blockbuster’s monster.

*mic drop from orbit crushes reoze's entire city*

*mic drop from orbit crushes reoze's entire city*

The spooky twist is that life is meaningless and then you die!

I’m not talking about it “winning any awards” I’m saying the line I quoted from the post made it sound like it wasn’t fit for ‘actually watching movies on’, which isn’t the case. It was a perfectly good screen for the price, and movies look great on it. (Two examples from recent memory; Infinity War looked absolutely…

I’m not talking about it “winning any awards” I’m saying the line I quoted from the post made it sound like it…

It’s a sign of frostbite! Immediately seek medical attention!