The Devil’s Advocate Wears Prada Too

They should branch out and do some off-Schmroadway stuff.

All the lore implications aside, the main thing I want out of a Marvel series now is for it to be, you know, competent. Almost all of them have had the same problem of being paced weirdly and having irritating plot holes and character behavior that wouldn’t pass muster on your average network procedural show. Marvel…

Do you want a math singularity that destroys the universe? Because that’s how you get a math singularity that destroys the universe.

Oh, I think you’d recognize the name if you saw it.

I still say Pacific Rim is just Weekend at Bernie’s fan fiction that got out of hand.

Oh jesus, I thought you meant the Matthew Broderick movie from 1990 and I was like, what the actual fuck?

*You don’t actually need us to say who this footnote is about, yeah?

Mmm, bacon parmesan.

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?

Maybe some of the old Commentariat will come back, too.

*grabs bucket of oysters*

It probably is, as long as the goal is “sustainable” and not “endless growth.”

We should have a team-up article, My Series of Violent Flops

I liked Temple of Doom more than Last Crusade when I was a kid, but within a few years I started to like Last Crusade more, to the point that it’s actually the Indy movie I enjoy watching the most. (I’m not going to say it’s “better” than Raiders, mainly because saying one piece of art is “better” than another is…

There are several forms of invasive surgery that are better than Crystal Skull.

Mosht thingsh in here don’t react well to bulletsh.

Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

*Douglas Hofstadter sits bolt upright*