The scene where he flails trying to keep the bathroom stall door open is an absolutely perfect piece of physical comedy.

Fun fact: Tom Hulce, who played attorney Steven Brillstein in Fearless, shadowed my dad (a personal injury lawyer) for a few days as research. When my mom and I saw the movie, there were a couple of moments where Hulce did specific verbal things that he got from my dad, and my mom and I lost our minds laughing.

Would you say you have a Wiest infection?

I mean, there was basically no chance that any of the spinoffs were going to get within spitting distance of how insanely popular GoT was. But frachises gonna franchise.

I know! I found out about that only after watching Ted Lasso and then I was like WAIT WHAT

Further proof that social media was a mistake.

More work?

My slight disagreement is that this list is ostensibly about revenge thrillers, and as much as I love Pig (seriously, I cannot get over how good that movie is), it’s not really about revenge (it hews closer to themes of justice and closure) and it’s not really a thriller (there are a few moments where it seems like…

Will Trent what?

Nevermind.

Well, Kelly McGillis’s character in Top Gun was named Charlie, and I didn’t see her surf, so... the logic checks out.

Joe’s my favorite artist (and has been for 30 years) but I’ve only seen him maybe three or four times, but mostly that’s because I don’t really like live music all that much. But the last time I saw him (at the Orpheum here in LA) it was pretty packed.

Non-Guitar-Center dorks, like me!

I see you’ve spent the last five years building up an immunity to the AV Club’s broken-ass comment section.

But since no one cares about or reads the comics or listens to Satriani records these days

I dunno, there’s that scene where Edith waterboards Mary in an attempt to get her to stop being such a bitch, but then Mary’s into it and Edith gives up after five minutes.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well-known is this: Never try to post a YouTube link in an AV Club comment! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha—*dies*

Yeah normally I’d either not care at all, or prefer to see it made in full, but for Westworld in particular, I’d actually be completely fine with, like, a 2,000-word summary of whatever season 5 would have been.

What about Baby Driver?

I’m body-indifferent. My enormous carb gut is merely a reflection of my zen-like acceptance of who I am.