Well, thanks for not explicitly accusing me of said crimes, although I did see Poor Things, 65, and Asteroid City in the theater this past year. My point wasn’t that there is no original genre work in Hollywood, but rather that Hollywood spends an inordinate percentage of its genre budgets on sure-thing IP franchises.…

Point... what out, exactly?

Yeah, or, let’s stop regurgitating the same IP over and over. I know, it’s Hollywood, but a man can catapult film executives into the sun dream, can’t he?

My favorite thing about it is after the fast-talkin’ lawyer spends a bunch of time explaining why you shouldn’t talk to the police, the next guy is a police detective who’s like “yep, he’s right”

One of my favorite videos on the topic:

I don’t think the image is reversed. It’s Saturday and I have nothing better to do right now, so:

Ads? Are those still a thing?

I’m here to talk to you about the Montezuma’s Revengers Initiative.

I heard he’s playing a red Skittle!

I was hoping for a Twizzlers movie from Steven Wright.

If I want to burn to death inside a locked theater, by God, that’s my right as an American!

Context reminder that 99% of the GoT audience doesn’t know or care who Weiss and Benioff are; it’s only us extremely-online pop-culture obsessives who do.

“How do you explain a ghost looking more than 30 years older than the last time anyone saw him?”

Shut up, Leonard! Nobody likes your pizza videos!

Everyone seems sure that the cat is a spy, but... huh? Do cats have human-level intelligence in this world, or is it just unknowingly carrying around a secret thumb drive or something?

It’s hilarious to me that just yesterday there was a trailer for Guy Ritchie’s next film (it was called... wait, what was it? The League of Unprofessional Assholes? *stops, looks up movie title* Ah, right, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare), which felt like it had exactly the same tone and visual style of Argylle.…

What’s a nubian?

Depends on how hard you jizz.

If that’s true, then why don’t I have an R rating?

It would be an understatement to say the “Fuck Your Feelings” MAGA crowd isn’t handling this like rational adults capable of controlling their emotions.