You might be smelling the wrong part.

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I think it’d be fun to start adding “(Taylor’s Version)” to other things, like github commits and funeral condolence greeting card messages.

Porque no los dos?

Just saw Poor Things. Fantastic (literally) and enjoyable, but boy howdy did I not know how much sex and nudity there was gonna be (much less the various body horror/surgery elements). If you’ve ever wanted to see Emma Stone naked, this movie will provide you with a lifetime supply, though somehow it wasn’t…

Step 1: Get a bucket.

Nothing says “malevolent lord of the underworld” like *checks notes* mumblecore auteur Jay Duplass. This is like casting Willem Dafoe as Santa Claus.

I’m still mad this never happened:

The best way to interact with anything Harmony Korine does is preferably not at all. If that’s not an option, then mediated through the mockery of braver souls.

Okay, then, it’s how the Predator watches plays. When he’s in the audience. Where nobody wants to sit behind him, ever.

recursion, n.: see “recursion”

No one asked for “no one asked for the ‘no one asked for this’ meme”!

*Tommies Tuberville, Matts Gaetz

Haha, I was actually thinking about that joke when I wrote the comment. I don’t know why I didn’t mention it; there’s never a wrong time to bring up Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Well, it’s not exactly the same, obviously, but moving into other entertainment arenas from the one you became famous for is sort of akin to a promotion. I just don’t know if there’s a name for that particular phenomenon.

I didn’t watch The Problem so I have no direct opinion, but it sounds like it’s exactly in his wheelhouse. I was referring to fictional narratives like Rosewater being something he’s not nearly as talented at.

They should do a continuing bit at the end of every episode where the other staffers gather in a conference room and are like “Should we tell Jon he’s not actually on the air?”

PART time.

The Peter Principle, I guess, extends to entertainment. He was legendary as the host of the Daily Show (and back in the day a pretty good stand-up) but that clearly didn’t translate into being excellent in other creative arenas.

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