I watched a fair chunk of Clone Wars over my kids’ shoulders back in the day, but none of Rebels, and I’m really getting the impression that Filoni loves introducing lots of complicated mystical lore and MacGuffins into Star Wars. Like, the galactic war involving a million planets wasn’t enough of a backdrop, there…

Thanks for the clarifications. (Yeah, I was just talking about the streaming side of things, not the company as a whole.)

I mean, The Simpsons explained how the character works, when Krusty pointed out that it’s funnier to watch someone with dignity get hit with a pie than it is to watch a flailing clown get hit with a pie.

No, I looked at his contract. He has to.

I think it’s less “I don’t understand what their revenue stream is” and more “I don’t understand why their business model works, because they must be losing money.” (The secret sauce is: they operated at a loss for a decade, relying on investor money, and now that the tap has shut off, they need to cut costs and…

He and Dick Trickle are doing unspeakable things with the angels now.

I hope he tells the losing contestants to fuck off.

I mean, if you found out that Disney was going to remake sequels from a few years ago, would you really be surprised?

Good ol’ Wolf Dick.

There are Spice Girls who don’t?

Thank god SNL is back. What would we do without all that mediocre comedy?

They should open up a Five Guys franchise location together. Imagine the synergy!

Yeah; all the victims so far have had plenty of postmortem screen time, so there’s every reason to believe we’ll see plenty of Sazz in S4. (And you can never have too much Jane Lynch.)

The real burning question is, how did they manage to make me not want to watch a Star Wars show featuring my favorite Star Wars villain ever (Thrawn)?

As long as they just cut in footage of Titus Pullo, sure.

*Bane voice* There are four lights!

I would pay good money to watch a half hour sitcom with Tig Notaro just hanging out with Groot.

Plus, it would just be goddamn hilarious to have Tig Notaro be the big bad of an entire MCU phase.

Are we supposed to take this one-sentence bullshit of yours seriously? You couldn’t be bothered to elaborate even a little bit? Maybe link to something substantive? Why did you even post that comment?