I mean, if I was trying to focus on football and Taylor Swift showed up trying to distract me, I’d probably ask how she got into my house.

I think they should just do something totally surreal like have Swift say a few things that make it sound like she has deep football knowledge (whether she does or not), then look at her phone and say, “Oh shit, I gotta go, Hugh Jackman is outside and I need to kick his ass” and then she just runs out of the room.

I thought they were intending to cover him with sequins.

I’m closer to a bonobo.

Hey, maybe this will be the thing that finally distracts us so much that we forget once and for all that billionaire shitbags continue to be the source of 99% of humanity’s problems.

American Made was, as I recall, a somewhat charming and meandering movie. It’s nice watching Cruise play a dirtbag.

I don’t know what a Dua Lipa is and I don’t care to find out.

Of course not.

We watched this last night; it was delightful. I’m not a huge Anderson fan; I like some of his movies quite well and others just fine, while yet others I’ve found boring. I think a shorter format is about the right amount of Anderson, at least for me.

*Travises Bickle

What is that, some kind of Albany expression?

Genius.

To put it simply, the corporate machinery that exists today is profoundly powerful, and capable of using a catalyst like Swift to drive economic activity.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Who the fuck changed the slideshow tech so that you can’t click on the next button more than once every 3 seconds?

That’s Grandma Tarkin to you.

*slowly counts on fingers* By Jove, I think you’re onto something!

I didn’t actually watch JW2 or JW3, so I wasn’t quite yet oversaturated with the franchise’s silly excess, and didn’t mind sitting through JW4 (which I saw in the theater, so there wasn’t really any chance I would leave). But you’re right about Bullet Train; that movie’s fun as hell and has characters I actually came…

When I said that, the response was “How did you get in my house?”

*smirks in Last Week Tonight*