Okay, fine, I’ll say it: Vogons.

They should do a bit where Damon comes on as the first guest, and then he immediately has two huge burly dudes carry Kimmel off set, and then Damon hosts the show.

I mean, it’s possible that Barsanti’s reviews are terrible and that the show is also terrible.

I’m not against the occasional piece of art that’s just an excuse for cool action scenes, but honestly a little of that goes a very long way. The action scenes in John Wick 4 were all superbly executed (if twice as long as they needed to be), but I can’t think of any reason I’d ever want to watch it again. None of the…

What cockbag decided to change the slideshow system so that you can’t click through slides more than once every few seconds?

I’m seein’ double! Two curses!

I feel seen. (Although I’d just pout quietly.)

It’s like I always say: You don’t change the number of planets by redefining the word “planet,” you change the number of planets by blowing one to smithereens

It’s starting to sound like Edwards is a brilliant visual director who needs better screenplays. All three of his prior films had an amazing eye for visual scale; the Jedha destruction sequence in Rogue One is one of the most astonishingly beautiful (if horrifying) things I’ve ever seen on screen.

I’m 40% artificial!

One point I’ve seen made is that it might not be possible to construct a general intelligence capable of making independent judgements as well as humans can while also not being susceptible to emotion or not having the ability to suffer. The very attributes of a consciousness that make it capable of making independent…

Man, if Chase wasn’t such an asshole, Only Murders in the Building could have been a ¡Three Amigos! reunion.

There better be a character in that named Jesuus.

Well, now I’m going to insist that all of Mon Mothma’s dialogue be delivered in a Cockney accent.

Look at the size of that thing!

Wow, promoted from usher to headliner? What a country!

Oh, come on.

No wonder I can’t take anything they say seriously!

Like, did we actually need Tyson to tell us that Moonfall (of all movies!) is batshit nonsense?