Haha, I remember that! I can just imagine the WEG writers sitting there going, “Okay, so how do we come up with a game mechanism to explain Han’s ‘point five past lightspeed’ line?”

Deciding how the Force works is the least of modern Star Wars’s problems. Let’s start with making sure competent filmmakers and storytellers get hired, first.

You deserve approximately infinity upvotes for that pun.

I still think about Control, Sense, and Alter as the three facets of using the Force, due to the WEG game.

In a surprise twist, the line is:

A Beetlejuice sequel? In this attention economy?

I believe that the ostensible reason for Liandrin imprisoning Mat is to make sure he’s not still tainted with the darkness from the Shadar Logoth dagger. But she actually also wanted to torment him (because she’s horrible) and eventually realized she was keeping him imprisoned for the wrong reasons. It’s weird because…

See, this is how Big Angry Mob gets you. Everyone thinks they need a brand new pitchfork and torch each time, but the old ones you have were probably perfectly serviceable.

In my (lay) opinion, the AMPTP is a gigantic walking, talking antitrust violation: It’s effectively a collusion to try to fix the price of labor. Rather than the individual studios competing for talent by competing with each other to offer better deals to workers, they all get together and negotiate as one. Surely if…

What it takes is tens of millions of dollars at a minimum, to get this nascent studio basically operational (hiring a bunch of people, setting up offices, negotiating contracts with all the unions, though that last would presumably be fairly cheap and easy if the whole point of this studio is to be supported by the…

Catchphrase!

Well, if he’s already 30 years in the future, that means I never have to worry about running into him now.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3: Souvlakimania

“Nepo-parents” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

First they came for the mediocre comedians, but I said nothing, for I was too busy trying to think up jokes to write in A.V. Club comments.

Oh my god! Where is she going to live now?

VFX are a hell of a drug.

I thought that the action of dumping the water from the tank into the hole is what causes the flush; something in the tank could easily end up going down the drain. My understanding is this:

Look, a small core of plutocrats are supposed to have 99% of the wealth, while everyone else fights for scraps. How else could society possibly function?!