I don’t understand what’s stopping anybody from talking about a great show weeks and months later, either.

What’s stopping you from waiting until the season is over, and bingeing it then?

Amber Heard should be on Ya Heard? with Perd

Oh, I did, from day 1. Love that show.

That was the first thing I saw her in too.

By next weekend there will have been three of us! THREE!

“Ugh, now I have to fill out a Form 4-J and a Form Q59 because some asshole foreigner got into the burial chamber.”

“I know what’s funny! It’s the world that’s forgotten!”

As they say: Safety regulations are written in blood.

Look, celebrities want to be publicly adulated and for us all to form a parasocial relationship with them where we basically treat them like gods, but they don’t want us to wonder what’s going on when something bad happens to them. Whaddya need, a map?

It’d be a workplace comedy.

I’ve occasionally tried to figure out a plausible mechanism with pre-Columbian technology for such a thing. I suppose they could have invented/discovered some kind of naturally-occurring piezoelectric crystal which would translate into motions/vibration if the amount of light falling on it abruptly changed (you’d have…

Indiana Jones and the Baltimore Criminal Fuckin’ Conspiracy That Uses Robert’s Rules of Order of the MacGuffin of Eternity

Most of French is just beleaguered sighing, without any consonant sounds at all.

*Nathan Poe bursts into flames*

Flash in the pan!

Making and distributing several thousand unique versions would probably cost far more than you’d ever recoup from suing bootleggers, or whatever.

From different multiverses, but yes.

Sacre bleu pink!

“assumes the premise”?