I dunno, that violates the Standard Creepiness Rule. 30 / 2 + 7 = 22. Math!

Who will be the next Pillsbury Doughboy?!

2016? I’m assuming it’s the role Benicio del Toro eventually had in TLJ.

I’m just hoping it actually resembles Mission: Impossible in the sense of having subterfuge and getting away with a complex scheme without anyone knowing rather than just... explosions and car chases and fistfights. (As awesome as the bathroom fight was in Fallout, it was about as un-MI as you can get.)

It sounds like you’re perfectly capable of generating the impression that you apparently want to get from a movie you haven’t seen.

*stomps all over your lawn while maintaining eye contact*

The real villain was the friends we betrayed along the way.

[Mild spoilers below for THE BLACKENING and THE FLASH, you have been warned]

I know enough about contracts (or at least I think I do) to know that the parties can always mutually agree to cancel them at any time; it’s not possible to sign a contract all parties are locked into with no way out. If a contract contains language that says “this contract may not be terminated early, even by mutual…

That it’s okay to body-shame people when you don’t like their work ethic, apparently.

I have sympathy for that aspect of the situation (like, it’s clearly not a good situation to be in), but no sympathy for the fact that they subsequently shit the bed. They’re professional showrunners, they should either know how to write good drama or know how to hire people who do.

It’s not even the title sequence, it’s just a teaser trailer.

*Brandon Sanderson has entered the chat*

What about Spunk?

That "creepy voiceover" is Carl Sagan!

It wasn't their fault that the show outran the source material, but the crap of the last few seasons sure was.

Try not to adapt any Dahl works on your way through the parking lot!

Melanie Lynskey, Meyer Lansky, and Monica Lewinsky walk into a bar...

Hey, that’s lightning guy from SHIELD!

*Crysis Hemworth