In case you’re wondering, he’s second cousins once removed from Peter Capaldi. He probably doesn’t swear as much, though.

I’m sure lots of people had problems with it, but we’ve been using the HBO MAX app for a couple of years and never had any significant issues with it. Like, occasionally something would go wrong (usually it would sit there trying to load something forever, remedied by trying again), but no more so than any other…

Well, he is evil.

Is it a Zimbabwean dollar?

That’s brilliant.

I have an annual pass at my local movie theater which means I can see a free movie every single day. As such I’ve been seeing some stuff I normally wouldn’t watch (e.g. horror movies) just because it’s free.

I think the majority of people have no problem with Miranda and at least vaguely like him.

And here’s everything you need to know about Disney’s live-action remakes:

It turns out the interesting art takes a bit longer to gestate and produce than the cheap slasher flicks.

Well, the money’s definitely on screen. In terms of explosions and stunts and CGI, anyway; the story and dialogue could have been generated by ChatGPT.

Hooch was the dog.

Try not to applaud any movies on your way through the parking lot!

I started chuckling at the excessive gore, like it was an Evil Dead movie.

Burns: Have the Kardashians killed.

Okay, okay, you can keep Hooch, but we’re having Turner put down.

Not a 37-minute standing ovation?

Meanwhile, people who are me are already dreading weeks of hype/anti-hype/hot takes, and are perfectly content to not really spend much time thinking about this movie until they see it, and then they’ll discuss it for a bit, and then they’ll move on to more important things.

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

It’s prototypical “reality” drivel. Avoid at all costs.

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