Now I’m thinking about the episode from the most recent season of Archer where they had the “train fight” at the spy convention.

She’s great! When Barbara showed up, I was like, she looks familiar (we had just finished watching Ghosts a couple weeks prior). Barbara is obviously a straight-man kind of character compared to Mary, but she’s still delightful.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

So the problem is... it’s a movie about an incident where several people got shot, and because of the incident on the set of Rust, Baldwin should never ever be in another movie with guns in it?

Oh, I’d say the truck chase in T3 is up there. Dark Fate’s airplane fight was pretty good, too. But otherwise, yeah.

Porque no los dos, baby?

*Hermes Conrad has entered the chat*

Momoa is playing Joaquim de Almeida’s* son? I’m barely convinced they’re the same species.

Look, you can’t expect the A.V. Club’s current crop of writers to know that there’s more than one large city in South America.

*fambly

With the money they have, they could hire five extra limos with blacked-out windows, and five sets of doubles, just to fuck with the paps. Hell, if I had that kind of money and attention, I’d probably spend most of my time figuring out clever ways to fuck with the paps.

I just assumed they meant telepathically.

Just once I want to see two dudes face off on top of a moving train, and then just as they start fighting the train slows to a stop. And they’re, like... do we keep fighting?

Thank god you’re here to save us from potentially having any fun.

Or Jackie Jormp-Jomp, with her hit “Bummer Bong”?

This is brilliant satire.

Star Disagreements

*takes notes*

Maybe Echo will be an Andor situation, where we’re all like, “Really? That character’s getting a show?” and then it’s amazing.

I think it’s fair to assert that their quality was despite Perlmutter, not because of him.