“Thank you Jesus for giving me a stroke and then healing me from said stroke.”

Yeah, too bad we live in the timeline where Wes Anderson is evil.

Correct, no matter which kind you’re talking about.

Huzzah!

Shea Whigham, my favorite 1920s ballplayer!

I was like “Just say Clapton, he’s English! Then run out of the room!”

In this house we obey the laws of Poochiedynamics!

If it’s got what amount to snuff videos on it, I’m going to guess that Elon Musk buys it at some point.

I can envision the writer saying, “Okay, I’m gonna do a Twitter thing here... hm, I need to come up with an account name. I wonder who has @tyler? *checks* Winklevoss? Heh, fuck him.”

Practice safe hex, kids.

Danny Glover was 40 when he was “too old for this shit” in Lethal Weapon.

Hey, I brought coffee and donuts to the Netflix line last week! Where’s my article?

If fascists like something, it must be bad! This is why I no longer breathe, eat food, or use my eyes to look at things.

I’d go so far as to say it’s never healthy to idolize anyone or anything. It’s nearly unavoidable, to be sure, especially in one’s more impressionable years; but that doesn’t mean it’s harmless.

As a fellow pedant, I concur.

“...by which we mean, we’ll leave you outside to die of exposure.”

I think this would be even better:

*The The punch through straw boaters*

Hm, I think I agree. Having the HE’s evilness be based on “he’s created civilizations before and then wiped them out when they didn’t live up to his expectations” is one thing, but to have that happen again 2/3 of the way through the movie and then be treated as an afterthought is weird.

My spouse made the same point, but I still think that casts it as a behavior that’s fundamentally okay (if unhelpful), rather than the severe moral violation I see it as.