We actually watched that movie for the first time a few weeks ago (while high, of course). It was a ton of fun, but I too was like “Wait, he’s Adam Warlock? Really?” But hey, it worked, sort of.

What, is he funny or something?

My favorite example of this was at the second time I saw Infinity War. There was an older couple (I guess in their 60s; I was about 40 at the time) who, at the end, were baffled. “That’s it?” they said, perplexed at how the movie could just end with most of the major characters turning to dust, and the bad guy…

Blade is clearly going to adhere to Dogme 95, right?

YARRR, HERE BE SPOILERS

*crickets*

Looking forward to the next one of these in 10-20 years.

Should have been “melon farmers” or maybe “Misters Falcon”

Don’t forget about forcing Miller to walk naked from the Hollywood & Highland to the Warners lot, while a nun walks in front of him ringing a bell and yelling “Shame!”

Interesting! Evidently Cruise was going to play Shelby and Pitt was going to play Miles. Cruise, Pitt, Damon, and Bale are all bona fide movie stars but I’d say that Damon and Bale are both better actors in general than Cruise and Pitt (and Bale outclasses the other three by a country mile).

If I was a psychologist I’d ask why you’re so angry about this.

It’s... fine, if you turn off your critical faculties. It looks great, for sure. Narratively it’s kind of inept, almost hilariously so. But you’re also not really missing a valuable experience if you don’t watch it.

Also acceptable: Amish communities, English.

“when nearly half of all marriages in the U.K. end in divorce”

Could it be any more of a thing?

Too late; posting that comment was your one thing. You LOSE! You get NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!

Plumberduck! Damn you for reminding me of what we’ve lost here.

I’m looking forward to watching this (because even I enjoy a certain level of vapid frippery), but our Netflix sub is expiring in a couple of days and we’re not renewing it until the strike is over.

Jesus, just when I think the A.V. Club couldn’t be any more unprofessional, they massively edit an article after posting it? What the actual fuck?

I do love how he’ll say things now like “because I’m famous” but it’s with a sly grin because he knows everyone will give him shit for saying it and he’s fine with it.