Returns is my nominee for most boring big-budget movie ever made. The thing I remember most about that movie is that when it was over, I went to the bathroom and peed continuously for 45 seconds.

Me, walking into a Dave & Busters’s about 9 months ago: “Oh... this is the Bad Place.”

I demand total plausibility in my ridiculous murder sitcom!

LotionChowder’s a table, Nilus is a fan... where’s Chairface when you need him?

Well, it’s not quite a Frenchman, and it’s not quite a goy, but man... *chuckles* So to answer your question: I don’t know.

Yes, but if we’re going to pick that nit, that would light up the auditorium, while the box office itself would remain shrouded in darkness.

“why he’s leaving the show”

Financially flush, culturally bankrupt.

Do you really think folks don’t find normal people’s lives intersting?

Just as long as some motherfuckers try to ice skate uphill, or whatever the modern equivalent is, I’m good.

Not to mention that there are quite a number of Roman-era Egyptian grave paintings, well-preserved due to the climate.

“Jada Plinkett Smith”

but shows that continually highlight royalty, the upper classes, the privileged became tiresome to me long ago and I feel that the narratives continue to romanticize power and exploitation.

No no, it’s totally better having tons of responsibility instead of tons of free time, and also constantly thinking about your own death, and also your body starting to break down in weird ways for no goddamn reason.

Mad enough to bomb at midnight?

But you clearly read “Read This”. Checkmate!

Making a sequel to a beloved, quirky comedy twenty years later is a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Maybe they’re referring to Part III, but the way it’s written does sure make it sound like they’re saying those three are in Day One. Confusing.

he thinks of Fellini, Hitchcock, Brunel, Ford, and the many heads that would make up his Mount Film-more.

Gentlemen, gentlemen! Both Trump and Bush are monsters in their own way.