There better be a goddamn intermission.

As a professional web developer myself, I can sympathize with whatever madness is going on behind the scenes there, while simultaneously being infuriated that the site can’t just work properly. This isn’t rocket science, there are literally millions of sites that don’t have this janky bullshit going on.

Oh, I think there’s a pretty prominent person these days who can accurately be described as a viscous demagogue.

“viscous demagogue”

Medication? I thought they just paid him in whiskey.

So he’s the “bro” in “true story, bro”!

What you did there? I see it.

I’d rather spend two hours staring at yours than watch the fucking Lion King remake.

So now we call him Raniel Dadcliffe?

“This is my friend, Man.”

Given that Iger stated that all these live-action remakes were part of their “brand deposit” strategy, I think we can safely say that no artistic vision was harmed, or even involved, in the making of this film.

You know lots of things!

Laugh laugh laugh laugh.

I get that, I’m just not sure how that’s responsive to what I originally said.

This makes it sound a lot more interesting than a straight remake. Plus, Toby Huss.

Technically, every show set before 1990 or so is a Star Trek prequel.

I cannot recommend The Great enough. It’s so awesome, and further proves that Nicholas Hoult can do no wrong.

There’s also a show on Amazon called Class of ‘07, about a bunch of Australian women at a ten-year class reunion at their old boarding school, when a huge earthquake occurs, turning the area into an island and stranding them. It’s weird.

Actually, this is the greatest trailer of all time:

My nominee for best trailer of all time is The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011).