There are plenty of kids movies with stories written with children primarily in mind that aren’t only not bad, they’re good, and in the best situation can be enjoyed by children and adults alike. “Is for kids” isn’t a criteria for determining whether a story is good or bad. That’s not a real defense.

Upvoted for Turbo Pascal reference.

They could have aimed higher than “brightly-colored garbage for toddlers” without having to try to be Shakespeare. Like, those aren’t the only two options.

There’s no reason to be rude just cause you’ve got a Bowie knife getting intimate with someone’s amygdala.

Hmm:

Place your bets on:

Gesundheit.

A talking chair? If it’s not Chairface Chippendale then I’m not interested.

Nobody in the world actually was excited about some kind of face-off between these two movies.

“While I was never the show’s biggest fan”

I would definitely watch this show if Grogu repeatedly devoured full-sized humanoids.

Maybe if I clarify the statement, you goobers will stop assuming the dumbest possible interpretation. See if you can wrap your brain around this:

Webb’s a dipshit? That’s too bad. As long as Mitchell remains unsullied, as he is the world’s greatest ranter.

That would be really fucking weird, and also a great idea for a movie.

Good luck with whatever’s next, Gabrielle. Just know that whatever shit we gave you in the comments was really meant for the fucktard business douches who run the place.

Yeah. It was a murder-suicide.

Is this because you appreciate sizable posteriors and are incapable of deception on that topic?

Who the fuck cares what you think?

These “Soandso said X on Hot Ones” articles function as my notifications that there’s a new Hot Ones episode.

I’ll accept that as your capitulation in this matter.