“That’s literally impossible.”

Oscars? Small potatoes. The man deserves a fucking Nobel Prize.

Nothing wrong with comic relief per se, of course. It just baffles me that people are treating Grogu like he was an actual character with an arc or agency.

I’ve seen lots of TV, I just avoid watching obviously dumb shows. You’re the one who started being an asshole by calling me “sheltered.” Like, what the fuck, you know that was just a straight-up insult.

Grogu barely even approached being an actual character; he was basically a plot device with the personality of a cat.

I’m afraid this gets my lowest rating ever: seven thumbs up.

There’s a chain called LOOK Cinemas that has a location near us (Glendale). They’ve got 12 locations spread all over the country. Tickets are $13-15 during prime time but they also have $6 tickets for the first show of the day (unclear if it’s the first show of each movie, which might be on multiple screens, or the…

So do they mean “complication” as in “there was another medical issue, and then there was a complication” or do they just mean... he had a medical issue?

3/10.

It was tattooed on your mom’s ass.

Onion headline: “France accused of sexual assault”

He still has fans?

*checks off “Nilus yells at his own testicles” from 2023 A.V. Club bingo card*

Ahhhh, can’t wait. This is one of the best shows on TV, not least because of Nicholas Hoult. Also, we got to see Adam Godley on stage in The Lehman Trilogy last year (alongside Simon Russell Beale!!).

Technically containing Batman is the best kind of containing Batman!

Yikes. Season 2 was one of the dumbest seasons of TV I’ve ever seen (until I saw The Book of Boba Fett, which made The Mandalorian S2 look like The Wire S4), and if this one is worse...

J[edi]’accuse!

How much you want to bet that the Henson company (or whoever has owned the Muppets) has actually put out an album of Electric Mayhem music at some point in the past?

And it turns out that Aegyn the Blind was named that because during his reign, it was continuous night for 30 years. It wasn’t that he was blind, it’s that it was too dark to see.

It looks like it could be good, especially if you just kind of ignore the fact that it’s Batman Minus Batman again.