Fuck Him Right In The Pabst

I don’t need a quiz. I’m a Weekday Prom Dress For No Reason, for sure.

Hey neighbour!

“You are the ugliest Mark yet.”

Agreed. Helena especially is one of my all-time favourite TV characters.

She is amazing. I constantly forget it’s just her.

For the glory of Satan! (And hyperbole!) I was going for self-deprecation, considering I mention that I don’t own/can’t get a dishwasher several times.

if she had just been carrying a gun this wouldn’t have been a problem

- Margaret Atwood

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

No. Naaaah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The more people fawn over her, the more I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, because this is tacky as fuuuuck. But I’m also about done with her (and what feels like about 90% of celebrities, tbf) after the whole Mayweather/Pacquiao fight anyway, so whatever.

Right? The only crimes I’ve committed post-breakup include bodily harm like eating a village’s weight in ice cream while listening to Fiona Apple and sobbing so hard I lose eyesight for a week. Also angry blogging.

Seriously. Can we please stop funding his never-ending vacations and shitty excuses for comedy?

So does Eve’s role in Star Trek make her an... astroTERF?

Indeed. And they are pedicured....just not covered in color. ffs.

“Would you do the same if the woman was braless? Or was wearing Spanx?”

I never paint my nails, and I certainly don’t pay other people to do anything beyond my own standard nail clipping. And I am actually SUPER “girly” otherwise, I just don’t get the point decorating my hands/feet. Throwing out all my sandals as soon as I get home, I guess. Maybe I should start wearing gloves too?

I leave the house with unpainted toenails quite regularly. Tell me the ways in which I appall you.

I am perfectly fine with her unpainted toes. I mean damn they are feet, they are clean, there is nothing weird about them. Shit like these people complaining, makes me glad I am a man. Hell men’s feet have to get pretty bad before people complain. Apparently women just have to skip the spa for a day.