Jez,

Ugh. This guy.

Pretty much all of your heavily contributing, years old veteran commenters pretty much agree: this was a bad idea.

Also, it's "retch," not "wretch." If you are talking about gagging, that is. A wretch is a miserable person, like a professional writer who doesn't know the difference between homonyms.

Presuming to deny women bodily autonomy is inherently misogynist. Bye now.

Can we also just say giant, loving kudos to his mom/parents for NOT altering his body when he was a baby? ♥ It's probably a big reason why he seems to have a pretty healthy outlook and acceptance/celebration of himself.

I know I will come across as a killjoy because I can appreciate this article is hyperbole... but how about we don't "purge" the English language of any words, or "ban" any phrases? The English language is so awesome in its continual evolution, in its multitudes of words, in its insanely elegant grammar rules. How…

If you crochet, you might want to try to knit continental method. It can be a much easier jump. :)

And now I have someone new to follow!

My father is an old white guy in the heart of Applachia without a high school degree. He works with at-risk youth in his spare time and teaches my friends (a gay city couple) to shoot bows.

They are, in fact, much more likely to be the victims of violence than perpetrators themselves.

When my fiancee agrees with me when I really think he shouldn't, I actually get more pissed off because he's not being honest.

Quick reminder, the vast majority of patients with a mental disorder severe enough to include hearing voices (schizophrenia, severe mania, schizoaffective, etc) will never hurt themselves or anyone else.

Twitter is proof that most people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions beyond, "when should I not crap myself today?"

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

I find this one sort of cute. The humor is gentle, the tone is whimsical, and there's a marked lack of either rape references or threats of cunt punting.

For some reason I didn't know that bit of trivia about Branagh/Thompson/HBC, and having watched all the Harry Potter movies again over the three-day weekend makes it even more scandalous. Gilderoy Lockhart was married to Sibyll Trelawney but had an affair with Bellatrix Lestrange? BIG MAGICAL WHAT.

MARKET WATCH: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ARE MUSLIMS SELLING PENIS MIGHTIERS?