Rogue driver driving between two trucks was still dumber though.

*turns off computer*

Congratulations, Mr. CompletelyLegitimateUserName, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep Rubicon which this lovely lady will deliver soon even though she’s a dirty, dirty lady.

If she wants to do worse... I’m available.

VW Golf sportwagen with 4Motion (they have both the Alltrak which is similar to what she has as well as a regular wagon - I’d recommend that one). Mines been perfectly reliable since day one, the most major problem some people have is a leaky sunroof.

This ad normalizes poor lane discipline. Those semi-drivers should be ashamed. She should be ashamed. Nissan should be ashamed. We should all be ashamed. Shame.

+1,000,000

My guess? Yes. Their goal has always been to destabilize the west by any means necessary. Wreaking havoc on yourself (US) and your allies (EU/Canada/Mexico/Aus/Japan/Korea/Etc) is a wet dream that has become reality for Pres Putin.

Every year it’s the same with this place. You don’t report on any of the racing on the Island, you only take time to post about racers dying with some sort of ghoulish attention to detail. Never any stories about the racing or the people who make it their sole aim in life to be there and be part of it.

That’s a Power Wheels car in the same way that a NASCAR Camry is a Camry.

Sounds like you did well. Did you ever notice that if you’re trading in/selling a manual transmission car the dealer can’t come up on their offer because “there’s no market for it,” but if you’re buying an MT car they can’t come down because “these are really hard to find”?

Well, somebody has to soak up all those Saturn customers...

So much this. Do you want bigger, more expensive feature laden trucks or honest trucks? Make up your minds complainers.

They need to hire one of us as the US holiday writer. Just a few times a year, it becomes Jalopnik.ca and we write about Micra’s, GMC Maple Leafs, Ford Frontenacs and GM Acadians. Just to name a few...

I’m one of the people that has happy memories of Magnum PI.

Good intel.

Came here for the Armageddon jokes, leaving sadly dissatisfied.

Panda Steaks is a pretty good username.

THANK YOU!
This is the perfect bookend to meh car monday- WTFriday, where you look at the opposite end of the spectrum, cars with no other purpose than to separate rich idiots from their money.

I look forward to many a future whale-penis leather interior.