You’re going to have plenty of time to make these shitposts when you’re living IN A VAN down by THE RIVER.

Can I kick the fuck out of ‘bespoke’ at the same time?

Mercedes reliability usually scares me off. However, this in an E-class wagon is pretty darn tempting. Mmmmm inherently balanced.

The fate of the furryous.

I must say, I was hoping for a picture of a bikini-clad girl with squirrels, but this works too.

Holy crap I had no idea this was a thing. I would think old school wheels with more spokes would be safer in this case then? Or do I need to think about sharpening my spokes now that I live in a squirrel-rich environment? (It slices. It dices!)

Rate means speed. Speed means rate. So you’re saying that the driver was going at a high speed of speed (or rate of rate). It’s redundant verbiage that was (presumably) invented by cops to make them sound more official.

Because consumers are sort of dumb and prone to buy from brand and model recognition than actual qualities of the said product.

What do we really want from VW? 

What seems to totally escape VW’s grasp is yes, they were the people’s car, mass produced, but here there was much more to it than that. Here in the US they were the quirky choice that said something about its owner, someone who thought differently, was more practical, more thoughtful, and didn’t mind standing out a…

THE POWER TO CRUSH DREAMS

We said that we wanted a rear-wheel drive four door sedan with a v8 & a manual transmission, too, but we already fumbled that ball.

Three yellow cars?
And a sparse sprinkling of red.
The roads are a bland and joyless place.

Sadly, the Citation will hold more lovely ladies than a Corvette........

SUPER!

Vehicles that are not road worthy. May as well be forced to follow the same regulations as a junkyard.

They’re foreign cars, that’s the problem.

this may be the real reason why NASA axed the project

If I were an astronaut on the moon with a minibike, like, zero work would have gotten done.