In the future, when DIY is outlawed, only outlaws will DIY.

Oh, a pair of MG B’s in an MGB.

I’d like to write for Gawker.

“Sporty” exists to make people feel better about their beige purchases.

I’m not buying an econo box, I’m buying an econobox with sporty accents that shows everyone that I wish I could afford a performance vehicle.

“Affordable” Five Vehicle collection. This is the kind of silly FirstWorldProblems nonsense that makes people facepalm.

Does sitting in a garage for 99.9% of the time really provide that much info?

For a million dollars he better take my calls.

I can’t wait for liftbacks to be more common again!

anybody else pissed that the cop stoped flat on a highway off ramp for HER entitlements of extorting money from him? let me be clear though, he was a dick, she was being unsafe and putting more people at risk for a ticket, apparently governments bottom lines are more important then not causing a pile up on the offramp?

I’ve read the headline 4 times now and - perhaps due to limited caffeine intake (west coast) - I still don’t get it.

It releases primal urges. And it reinforces traditional hillbilly standards that if it’s my shit, I can fuck it up anyway I want.

Funny, I’m exactly the opposite. I want nothing to do with all that “driver aid” crap. I can drive just fine on my own, and it’s just going to lure me into being a less attentive driver. Basic cruise control is plenty for me.
But if full autonomy was available right now, I’d be near the front of the line.

nobody asked for twitter either.

Agree with you on the “soft” looks. I see 5 Discos and one Ford Explorer CUV in this picture.

In other words: it should be a wagon

I’d rather see the Motus in a Lotus.

I kinda want to put one of these in a Miata:

I fully realize this is correct in quirks and price. My seventh grade history teacher, Mr Rowan, had a paralyzed lower lip, a fat wife who taught chemistry and this car. I could NEVER drive deadlip’s hooptie.

That’s known as the cocaine filter. Really gives you the full Lambo party experience.

So it’s a $50,000 car that looks like a $20,000 car that’s on sale for $40,000.

I feel like this is a ponzi scheme. Like if you bought this car and saved 20% of retail it would still be worth half of what you paid for it instantly.

Disclaimer - I’m 43 and started driving in the 80s so my initial opinion of any American…