They're* ugh 

Terry Crews

I have never seen anyone supervise a gym. Even when I’ve asked staff to do it.

You have to be severely pissed off/sub-concussed to throw hands with someone wearing a helmet and full facemask.

The refs thought about turning the hose on them. 

This ruckus in Buffalo is severely lacking in tables, chokeslams, and dildos. 

Announcers doing the “boy, you hate to see violence” thing during a game that literally kills its participants will never cease to amaze me.

Sure, Winston may be a piece of shit person and a sexual assaulter, but to his credit, he's also really bad at professional football 

Damn. They just took Jameis’s job without his consent. How awful.

This is required, obviously.

While it’s nice that he has the foresight to season his fingers, you really want to see him eat the W there.

You are vastly underestimating current advances in Derp Learning, e.g. AlphaMale Zero.

Almost there. Take the final leap and realize that the USTA/ITF/WTP/etc are the real problem for not enforcing a consistent rules culture from the beginning.

I really like Serena. I wanted her to cap off her comeback from giving birth by winning this. But I just don’t get why it’s so impossible for any Deadspin writer to say this:

Ramos is strict on the rules with both men and women. This has been established. Giri even links to proof of it in this piece.

Poor Sally Jenkins was actually driven insane by this spectacle and wrote an astonishingly bad article that could have been avoided with just a small amount of research.

I have not enjoyed this controversy because I have ended up agreeing with a lot of unpleasant people.

Two people who make really bad decisions making another one? Not saying the marriage will last, but I could see them eloping to Vegas next month.

These assclowns have zero clue what being an American is all about.