Perhaps it is your spouse who has learned nothing if they still are a Browns fan?

Why the actual fuck is the umpire involving himself here? Because Baez was being rude? If he wants to stand in front of the baserunner, that’s the Cubs’ problem to deal with. Jesus, I hate when referees are morality police.

Thank god someone else posted. Not sure why the announcers filled me with such rage. It’s not just homerism, it’s absolute stupidity. Cheating one way is fine, but trying to prevent that cheating is somehow wrong. Fucking ridiculous.

if that was his second, that kid is suspended for next weekend

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

I enjoy anything that turns professional athletes into children bickering on a playground.

Clearly, they never taught you respect for the dead, which is very sad.

I certainly did not agree with the Bushes on many things politicially, but I feel sorry for them and empathize with the pain they feel on losing Mrs. Bush.

Release public statement through media you have some control over? ✔

Even sadder is that it’s a score he didn’t even really get.

these are my readers

This seems like a far more fun fantasy league than the lame ones where you just pick players and get points because they do well at baseball stuff. Just imagine the thrill you’d feel down 10 points entering Sunday, but knowing you have Joe West behind home plate in a nationally televised game!

To them it’s just a word now - Nazi is a synonym for BAD WORST INSULT, BADNESS! and has nothing to do with actual policies, reality, or history. They wouldn’t know a real Nazi if an SS guard hit them in the face. Fuck these people so much.

buddy if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

My buddy from our team in high school had this figured out, and he too kind of had the yips. He went on to pitch at UF. If a runner was dancing around, he could not hit the glove over at first base, but he sure as shit could hit the runner. Every pick throw hit the runner or went sailing into right.

“It got us one less bigot to deal with.”

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

I am glad to know I was not the only one restraining his Inner Comic Book Guy

And I’m supposed to believe there are TWO Georgias??? What’s next, are you gonna tell me there’s ANOTHER Paris besides Paris, Kentucky???

This was an actual ride at Action Park.