Oh how I’ve missed you!!!

lol

Wait, so you’re saying that an athlete has a particular physical characteristic that gives her an edge over her competition? That all people are not equally physically endowed with the qualities that would help them succeed in particular sports? That’s fucked up, man.

Stick to terrible short track speed skating comments, please.

I’m legit impressed that the tomato troll is still around.

Man, cant believe you missed Cilizza on this list...

Your comment history is a master class in being an oblivious douche with no self awareness.

Let’s make Tomatoface the Kinja Opioid czar.

It’s the Tomato Troll, reborn.

Speed skating isn’t a sport where perfect symmetry pays off, and this is especially true for the short track. You need quick, violent bursts and if you have an anatomical advantage [like a longer power leg] you will coast past 99% of the competition that most people give a shit about and I’m just happy as hell that I…

Welcome back, Tomatoface. You were missed.

You have not been paying close attention if you have not seen evidence of an asshole Democrat. I am staunchly Dem but we have more than our share on our side. If your comment was sarcastic, I apologize. Long day and my sarcasm detector may be busted

So having a longer power leg makes the officials blame her for every crash at the Olympics? I don’t know much about the sport, but that’s such a weird biology fact if true.

You again? You were running your trap and getting on your “true fan” soap box on the other speedskating article that was posted today. Get over yourself. Nothing is worse for a sport that fans that don’t want to welcome new people because the “true fans” have been there all along and need to continue stroking their…

“People need to learn about figure skating before they comment on it” is my current motto. I’m trying reallllly hard not to get into fights with people on here and Twitter, but it’s so hard. 

She’s not really good at speed skating, her body is just made for it. I said this about so many basketball players and they all called me an idiot. That you, Dirk, for being a ray of light in this otherwise dark world.

She’s not actually good at speed skating; she just has a long leg.

Pee is stored in the balls.

I really want to know: what’s your point?

...but mostly as an idea and that’s why I’m super excited that last years Freshman class was the first majority non-white class in Harvard’s history.