“Hello. I’m Clive Rosfield.”

I first knew Clancy as the Kurgan, and for a long time I loved only for that over-the-top but equally charismatic villain, which is was a damned good thing because Lambert does not have much range.

Then he played another legendary bad penny as Bryon Hadley, the Captain of the Guards at Shawshank.

I thought I wanted kids when I was younger. The older I get and the more I see the youth being drained out of my friends that have kids, the happier I am I still don't have any. 

One of the reasons I agreed to watch this back in college was that it was billed as specifically not a musical. I just don’t like musicals (Disney or otherwise).

I ATE IT!

An intro that says “this isn’t just a game, this is a motherfucking event”.

...I’m just amazed that the Hollywood Sign survived the Faro Plague so intact.

twitter was a mistake

God this “Manly Guys Doing Manly Things” comic never gets old:

You think they were on nothing but Jesus & fresh air when they made “The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins”?

Did they watch Mystery Incorporated? Easily the best Scooby Doo for adults. It’s totally meta.

two questions: what the fuck are you talking about and what the fuck is wrong with you?

Gronk only pawn in game of life. 

Big omission with Captain David Anderson in the Mass Effect games, it’s still the first role I think of him for.

The moment anyone at my company ever tells me I need to more than double my weekly hours is the day I tell them to eat my ass and I find a new job.

Sorry. 0.41 dekascaramuccis.

best line yet:

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Putting this in a slide show is the Liz Truss of editorial decisions.