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Missed opportunity for a pun headline like, “How to Dragon your Train.”

Anna and the Apocalypse was a letdown, honestly. The main villain was hilariously over the top, and there were 2-3 fun moments (and most of them were stolen from Hot Fuzz, like the “main character is to busy doing something to notice the zombie apocalypse” bit), but the rest was surprisingly dour and depressing. It’s

Isn’t this..

Where we came in?

It’s spelled “Cait Sith” but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”

Co-sign. I think it’s one of his best and certainly better than some of his more mediocre efforts. One of my favorite travel stories was being on an early Monday flight that was 80% men traveling for business. This was when everyone got the same movie on the seatback screen, and on that day the movie was Big Fish.

I’d place Big Fish much higher, especially over Dark Shadows. Yeh, it’s corny at times, but also kinda delightful and the episodic nature of it works well...

Let the game breathe for a week or two and then take the temperature of the early adopters.

This is like when Comer talks about impeaching Biden for Hunter’s actions and I think that if Trump had one picogram of self awareness he would shut that shit down faster than Matt Gaetz volunteering to chaperone the homecoming dance.

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Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Blow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sure. But how many of you remember his hysterical stint as the conniving and crazy Andrew on Murphy Brown?

I laughed, but I’m not gonna lie--seeing the Ted Kord Beetle in the last trailer gave me a nerd-chubby.

Nonsense. Everybody knows that only private companies that won’t let conservatives spread lies are violating the first amendment!

Bluesky is Jack Dorsey’s pet project. There is nothing good here.

Musk proposed “a literal dick measuring contest.”

y’all tryna kill my soul too, damn

How can Zagreus “steal” treats that Linda bought for her? They were her treats. This is clearly a politically motivated hit piece written by the cat lobby and I will not allow it to stand!

what in the holy mother of ass was that laugh lmao

She can play one or the otter, but not both.

The absolute gall of scheduling this the weekend Zelda comes out.