An intro that says “this isn’t just a game, this is a motherfucking event”.

...I’m just amazed that the Hollywood Sign survived the Faro Plague so intact.

God this “Manly Guys Doing Manly Things” comic never gets old:

You think they were on nothing but Jesus & fresh air when they made “The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins”?

Did they watch Mystery Incorporated? Easily the best Scooby Doo for adults. It’s totally meta.

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Still wish you could have romanced a Krogan

I remember a lot of grumbling on the intarwebs about it, but in the way there’s grumbling about most things. While the attempt at a sandbox game was a bit rough, I thought XV had some of the best character work in the series - it’s a bit unappreciated as the more modern FFs go.

Cassowary. That’s the bird you want in your regiment.

It’s also full of assholes.

I lived there for a number of years. If you’re capable of reading this sentence, you do not want to live there. 

Too bad he didn’t choke on his steak.

obligatory:
Not with that attitude you can’t.

The greatest feeling as a sports spectator, hands down, is being certain in the knowledge that James Harden will never have an NBA championship ring unless he buys it off of eBay.

My friend, you do not know as much about Pokemon typing as you think you do

Portsmouth is good, but there is shit to do near Stonehenge. Just to the south is Old Sarum, remains of an Iron Age fort and then Salisbury with it’s impressive cathedral. There is Longleat house and it animal park just to the west by Warminster. Plus you have Avebury, a town built inside a stone circle that has…

I would have been interested to learn that Russia took over all the buildings, kept them as McDonalds, and started to serve items such as the Big Putin, Double-Quarter Putin with Cheese, and the limited time but ol’ favorite the McPutin.

Firestarter a Nonstarter

TBH, I was disappointed when that turned out to not be the case.

I was playing as a Spore Warden and wasted so many bullets shooting at my companion...

My mushroom is named Mushi Mushi, and my wyvern continues my use of David Foggybottoms in games where I can name secondary characters.