Well it is a product of the old regime, isnt it, so you cannot expect them to just magically start making great movies because the deal was signed.

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The original version was the best. That is not Eric Idle’s fault,  but the fact remains that it is worse with him.

Linda are you admitting you haven’t seen Stardust??

Yup! The closest to The Princess Bride as we’re likely to ever see again...

“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Harfeet!

Still wish you could have romanced a Krogan

I remember a lot of grumbling on the intarwebs about it, but in the way there’s grumbling about most things. While the attempt at a sandbox game was a bit rough, I thought XV had some of the best character work in the series - it’s a bit unappreciated as the more modern FFs go.

“I hateses this scene! They left poor Smeagol on the cutting room floorses, they doeses!”

1) Funny... she doesn’t look shrewish.

Cassowary. That’s the bird you want in your regiment.

This is utterly mindboggling. A slide show made entirely out of text. It’s like the world’s laziest Powerpoint presentation from 1998.

Rest in peace, Nichelle. May hailing frequencies be forever open because of you.

It’s also full of assholes.

I lived there for a number of years. If you’re capable of reading this sentence, you do not want to live there. 

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.  All hail FSM.

For a couple of seconds, I thought we were going to get the news that the Guide is actually one of Guille’s ancestors what with her tryst with Van Helsing. 

Too bad he didn’t choke on his steak.

My friend, you do not know as much about Pokemon typing as you think you do