There is no worse hat anywhere than the Rockies’ interlocked CR. Just high school at best. Horrific.

How in the fuck is Vic Fangio not on your coaches kill list? The Broncos haven’t been 0-4 in like 40 years.

He’s every old guy at the Y that completely schools all the mid-20s guys in the post by just straight up having more angles. Incredible.

Mate is a good alternative.

My next door neighbor (who is one of the weirdest people I’ve ever met) has started calling me “bossman” when hollering over the fence. Mostly about how late his weird-ass kids can play on the trampoline with our baby sleeping upstairs. “Hey Bossman, when’s bedtime tonight?”

Stupidity is unfortunate. But what concerns me most is his complete incuriosity about anything, really, save for porn stars he’s fucked and a daughter he’d like to, Melania, where’s Melania, isn’t she great people, wow, and it’s such a shame what is happening in this country, where I’m trying to Make things Great…

You had one fucking job, Wando.

Elway doubling down on a failed experiment has a certain Paxton Lynch/Donald Trump beauty to it.

surprised Hamilton’s head looks that way. just a weird shape of a head. Is that from the yogurt cultures?

I lived in Ahwatukee as a boy, but I don’t remember them having a newspaper. But in that newspaper they currently have, here’s the most Ahwatukee headline in Ahwatukee history:

hmmm. report checks out.

stop watching football.

the idiots are beginning to chime in that we can’t make fun of Joe Biden because we’re making fun of stutterers if we do and oh you didn’t know Joe Biden has had a stutter since he was a kid well he has so why do you hate kids with stutters

I’m as nervous about Biden winning the nomination as anyone, because we will have spent the entire primary beating him with sticks and he’ll win the nomination anyway because we live in a fucking hellscape.

Is Simmons still writing? I’m legitimately shocked by this.

this is criminally under-starred.

is it possible he’s just really bored? 

Your last paragraph is a gift.

god dammit I wish he played for a better team than the team I root for. The one with the horribly amateur logo.

Young Tiki is my rap name now