I read this and now I have to live in Philly right?

I think the idea would be that the money raised by athletics would go to benefit black athletes, professors, administrators at a HBCU, rather than a bunch of white folks at traditionally white universities.

Technically it’s not incorrect. They look exactly like the Browns we’re all used to, and they are “back” to being that. So. Good job, SI!

I’m so happy to not be paying attention to football this year. Seriously. Dropping this awful sport and its overgrown children — from the players to the owners to the administration of the league to the fans — I’m just so glad to be rid of it.

Anything to get him off the fucking airwaves.

The sandwich: pretty good!

Don’t believe I made a “tl;dr” comment, but good on ya for trying. Guess that sophisticated palate of yours doesn’t extend to commenting on the internet.

It’s amusing how much you love the smell of your own farts. I mean, really. Thanks for the novel. Nobody cares about your “sophisticated palate,” which we know is real because you tell us about it on the internet.

lol. k.

Eh. You’re wrong.

i like how red-assed Billy gets about that (correct, incidentally) VAR result.

Fucking great find.

I’m re-reading Cat’s Cradle right now, and wondered if there had been a push like this.

oooh now tell us who’s responsible for Handjob Bob

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I feel like this is the new hotness, no matter where you go. A couple years ago, we had Northern Colorado attempt to get a ballot measure added that would let them secede from CO (and all our Denver commie policies) to become the 51st state.

All the best players in the world are tiny? Virgil van Dijk would like a word.

Take my pen knife, my good man! 

he looks like he’s trying to sell a monorail to Springfield.