Yeah man, depending on my mood, the port season really is one of my favorites. Ziggy fucking sucks, but everyone else in that season is truly excellent.

you all white bro?

The Bunk. Lester Freemon. Jay Landsman. All great characters.

I thought that game from Williamsport was awesome. Love that idea.

I think it’s adorable when anyone outside Colorado thinks they have the best beer. I mean really cute. 

“slight” contact completely changes the direction of the ball? lol.

“They simply disagree with a lifestyle”

I’ll be sure not to eat the Muslim Chick-Fil-A sandwiches, then.

yeah, but he was just like a kid out there! a real gunslinger! 

please leave Denver the fuck out of this family argument

Wouldn’t have helped. My man Jim likes pills.

And certainly not *most* men. I think that needs a citation.

Find/replace “probably” with “”

Is he tall? If he’s tall, John Elway has a boner.

Ah yes, the night my Nuggets grabbed Raef LaFrentz from Kansas. Instead of, you know, a good player.

Nah, for me it’s this guy saying ‘Hey Peter, man!’

tomatoface

I look forward to this argument being used ad nauseum (alongside the “they lost to 15 year old boys!!!11!!!!1!ONE!!”) on twitter until the earth turns into a ball of fire.

Rockies will give up Charlie Blackmon to an AL team for next to nothing.

starred for the wall.