It’s probably going to be Denver. The VJ hire was so unbelievably doomed from the start. Add that to this city’s inferiority complex somehow combined with a spoiled-as-shit fanbase that thinks the Broncos are perennially underrated and still pines for Tim fucking Tebow, and you’ve really got something.

This sucks. Jonah and I have some friends in common, but none of them saw this thing coming.

No manual? Lol.

We should talk about how slick those philly throwbacks are. My goodness.

coached by the excellent Erik Spoelstra

Trout and eggs. Fucking phenomenal.

Barry Sanders was awesome and good.

god bless you for bringing this into my life. 

Yep and then weird Nuggets fans will demand that his number be retired. 

For what it’s worth, she’s now my all time favorite follow on Twitter. Just a fabulous feed.

$5.99 a pound... to ground up and put in burgers? Cmon man.

AH! I love Canada! I will find you Yuengling! 

There’s no good way to ask this, so I’m just gonna ask it...

Can I come over for dinner please?

ground brisket is a waste of fucking delicious (and expensive af) brisket

“BAWSTON IS AWLSO A FACKIN CITY YOU COCKSUCKAHS”

Caption: COME JOIN ME IN LA! THE WEATHER IS REALLY NICE! SEE IF KEVIN LOVE WILL COME TOO! 

Fuck Iggy and fuck Mark Jackson too. They’re both fucking assholes. And Jackson is the worst basketball commentator in the entire universe.

10-4.

Yep, this is typically the standard, or at least was in the late-90s when I was still in J school.

Right, but they ended up getting value AND. A guy without the injury concerns in Nassir.