Because white news reporters are literally color blind but have extra fine perception for beige scale.

I love this movie so much. Frank Langella steals every scene he’s in.

I really hope that is his number because I just sent a mean text.

“Stick is candy!”

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Goddamnit, is it official???

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Help me, I stuck to sports and now I can’t get all this sports off of me. Can you guys get Jolie Kerr to do an article about the best way to get sports off of a nice dress shirt?

Attention G/O Writers and those who read the articles, you’re all free to join us and write over at Gawrker. We have no boundaries, we have no rules, and you can stick to whatever you want there.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

You should know all there is to know about pathetic well. Dumb fucker who will call a woman a slut will stand up for a philandering dipshit of a president who also seems to think molesting women is all good. What a piece of shit you are.

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Trump wasn’t the only boob at the game.

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

And then there’s also this bit of heartwarming goodness:

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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”