Call them the Ex-Rays and all is forgiven.

My freshman year roommate played, on the stereo we shared, Van Morrison — and only Van Morrison, though different albums from the catalog — every night while falling asleep.

Buttigeig 2020: I Couldn’t Run For Anything Else

Virgil van Dijk would like a word.

WAIT.

This is great damn Kinja.

Do you write elsewhere? I like your words and would like to read more.

Sad to say you’ve missed me a handful of times already. Bummer, huh? 

Yawn.

ooooooooh, feeling TRIGGERED libs? lol MAGA 

Not bad for a team that couldn’t keep anyone from scoring just 18 months ago.

“Hold my beer.” -New York Knicks

This is very good.

The NFL is dumb and bad.

Nonsensical shit take.

This is a great damn read.

But don’t pretend that UEFA is taking some brave stand against them by sifting through their deposit slips and crying foul.

Enough money, and you too can have video evidence of a crime you committed tossed.

That’s good, because we’re going to see that play until the end of basketball and/or the world.

City are an oil company masquerading as a football team. Fuck them, and fuck Manchester as a whole.