Sergio Ramos has an open invitation to eat all my my farts until the day he dies. Fuck Sergio Ramos.

Guess we’ll see.

Nurkic is a fine player, but I’m not sure he actually brings a whole lot you’re not already getting from whiny-ass Kanter.

I sincerely hope the Dubs are looking past Denver and Portland like you are. 

Yep! Same!

LolRapids. Horrible.

As a fellow Coloradan (but one who doesn’t care much about hockey), I’m enjoying this immensely.

The only complaint I have is Enes Kanter being a gigantic whining baby when Jokic gets physical with him.

lol the killers are just terrible

It’s immensely disappointing when you go by some new retail space being developed and you’re like, “Oh wow that could be some really cool new hip restaurant for sweet guys like me!” And then it turns out to be a fucking bank. I’d rather have a new gun store in town. Fuck Capital One.

I thought I couldn’t want the Rockets to lose more than I already did.

Liverpool are going to lose (or “not win”) this title and it is absolutely going to gut me.

Thank you, Giri, sincerely, for not using the bad and lazy and dumb “The Joker” nickname for Jokic. It is greatly appreciated.

I’m so hopeful the Nuggets can finish off the Spurs in 7 so I can watch the Nugs/Blazers matchup in Portland on my work trip in a couple weeks. Holy shit what a shot.

baw gaawd

Which is what he’ll probably do.

He’s 68 years old and is worth $20 million. I don’t think he’s overly concerned about his next gig.

The Spurs were also aided by hometown calls all night. It was embarrassing.

You seem mad and not at all stable.

I understand it.